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Heather Young

is launching a Rock Renegade Revolution
Pierre Conti

is walking up & down Market Street
Debbie Horn

is go-going-gone
Damian Fagan

wants you to pull his finger
Shannon Spanhake

s finding new ways to solve old problems
Victoria Mortati

is hopelessly devoted to you
Claire DeLeon

bakes for her neighbors
Captain Joe

pimps grandmas and dresses as a penguin
Chad Heimann

is hopefully on the guest list
Karen Macklin

is moving bodies and finding the words
Sam Green

likes kittens, and puppies, and little baby rabbits
Terence Nance

shakes hands and kisses babies
Dan Rosenbaum

is probably giving a few recommendations about the city
Heather Gadonniex

is happiest feeding people, drinking wine & thinking big
Surabhi Saraf

sings with her fans
Thomas McNaughton

is inquisitive, humble, a smartass, energetic, driven, focused yet sporadically unfocused
Terry Ashkinos

is a gorilla in a man suit
Kate Seward

is worried about her iPhone battery running out
KC Turner

presents great live music
Gayle Pirie

is opening her mind to find new vibrations
H Joseph Ehrmann

is juggling 20 jobs with a cocktail
Dylan Charles Germick

is unabashedly funky and charismatically human
David Gumbiner

is open to suggestions
Ashton Cates

has his ear to the street
Rajeev Dhar

feels it's better asking for forgiveness rather than permission
Sunny Angulo

thinks two bar fights is probably enough
Karen Reardanz

needs more coffee
Matthew Passmore

sees something headed this way
Brandon Bosch

thinks bacon is superlative
Em Gift

a lady that does whatever she wants
Tom Heyman

is a curmudgeon who actually likes people
Daya Karam

would rather be hiking
Faern

is quirky, eclectic, electric, evocative, riotous
Erin Kearins

is laughing so hard she's crying
David Pierce

is curious and interested
Vinay Patel

is tough to get ahold of
Noah Guy

is always learning
Victoria Davis

is watching the road come out behind her
Peter Arko

is downplaying everything
Alexei Angelides

is mercilessly vying for Curmudgeon-of-the-Decade
Meg Napoli

is making it up as she goes
Sarah Holcomb

is more than what meets the eye
Ellen Black

is trying to drink more water
Kevin Epps

what you see is what you get
Gabe Adiv

believes Ice truly does love Coco
Andy Santamaria

pays with his name
Jessica Appelgren

doesn't think it's weird to wake up at 4 am
Jason Berthold

makes it right
Courtney Fink

is changing the way you think you see
Andy Miller

is a small fish in a big pond
Russell Butler

prefers glasses to contacts
Taylor Watson

will nail you for cheap
Stefan Aronsen

has too much energy!
Craig Newmark

is a nerd, plastic pocket protector and all
Rebecca Deans

is choosing her words carefully
Christine Dunaway

is a quirky behind the scenes gal
Chris Schroeder

is more fun with more coffee
Aimee Shapiro

can't sit still without a dog in her lap
Herve Ernest

likes to share
Ike Shehadeh

will make sandwiches for food
Carlo Espinas

is thinking about soup (no, really, I am)
Phillip Maisel

is working on his posture
Josh Donald

is ichiban whetstoner
Eugene Whang

is living and breathing music and design
Rudy Lemcke

is an old dog who can learn new tricks
Kevin Simmonds

is an iconoclastic urban nomad with Southern sensibilities
Chris Brigham

is eating and/or dreaming about pizza
Joseph Ferriso

is practicing being alive
Tia Paneet

is glad we almost met
Stephanie Hibbert

is cooking up a storm
Robbie Kowal

works hard so you can play hard
Daisy Barringer

is obsessed with the 49ers
Monica Dardon-Gutierrez

is funky fresh
John Knight

lives for the funk
Emily Rose Epstein

is 138
Jamie Alexander

is just noticing things
Marjorie Boucher

is on a city-wide shooting spree
Jen Musty

has a sugar-fueled mind that never sleeps
Daniel Corey

is totally laid back until he's not totally laid back
Tom Prete

is inappropriately bemused
Erling Wold

is a voluptuary and an insouciant libertine
Amy Tremper

loves the smell of leather
Cristal Fiel

misses cupcake Wednesdays
Robin Sloan

sat on his Kindle and broke it again
Quinn DeVeaux

is always beginning to understand
Christian Santiago

is always ready for the beach
Kasey Fleisher Hickey

needs another piece of chocolate
Don Hodge

is like the Titanic - unsinkable
Mandi Ginsburg

is shifting things
Xavier Bon

is doing the best he can
Tae Kim

is a yurt-building Mongol from Alaska
Mikaela Bloomberg

is figuring out every last use for rendered pork fat
Tiffany Bukowski

has moxie
Kurt Manley

wants it to snow in SF so bad
Anna Seregina

is unnecessary and improper
Ian Ross

sells 'em wet!
Klea McKenna

is gonna make this work
Heidi Alexander

is moody
Susan Carp

is looking for the next big word
Dan Rubinsky

is anxiously waiting for the next thing
Emily Oestreicher

has a passion for books, bikes and bourbon
Dylan Denicke

is bringing sexy back
Peter Temkin

knows that when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
Michael Phillips Moskowitz

is working 20 hours a day so you don't have to
Jen Snyder

wants you to check out this band called The Beatles, dude.
Silvi Alcivar

is always in pursuit of wild parrots
Ray Potes

has a new gym membership
Jason Quever

wants to learn to surf before he dies
Genevieve Brazelton

is searching for bourbon without calories
Evan Karp

does not do nothing enough
Stephen de Zordo

is making the unique normal
Leah Rosenberg

knows some days are honey and some days are onions
Lauryn McCarthy

is mobilizing people and keeping it local
Andrea Cohan

is constantly in pursuit of the perfect avocado
Raisa Punkki

is a mover and sometimes shaker
Andrew Strickman

is hugging the world, one consumer at a time
Devon Chulick

never met a stranger
Joanie McCollom

is secretly Chinese
Jacy Ceccarelli

might just steal your Sunday
Joe Yang

wants a champagne make-out dance party
Stephanie Madrinan

works hard, loves hard, and plays hard
Katie Conry

is big in Japan
Julie Michelle

is constantly questing
Julie Dyer

is the world's best multi-tasker
Sherri Franklin

The only fault of dogs is their lives are too short
Caroline Hummer

is lurking
Jared Brainerd

thinks reality leaves a lot to the imagination
Kristie Hansen

is all about leather, fur, and a seam-ripper
Adam Greenfield

is learning all his neighbors' names
Chri Longstreet

is probably awake right now...
Justin Simoneaux

does what is necessary
Aimee Le Duc

is taking care of the alligator closest to the boat
Alanna Hale

is hungry. Again.
Kayla Allen

is eternally enthusiastic
Eric Steuer

wants to work at a record store in the mid-'90s
Will Craven

is protecting forests and dreaming up a Hayes Valley mural
Elisa Sassi

leaps before she looks
Tarek Al-Zand

is a reflective and random funny guy – maybe
Bryan Duquette

always has your miracle
Craig Dalton

is protecting things from extinction... like book binding
Mer Zandifar

is a soul rebel
Luigi Di Ruocco

can't sum himself up in 5-8 words
Robin Ekiss

is a figure of speech
Nolan Necoechea

is trying to figure out this Renaissance Man thing
Liam Passmore

is not here to participate, he's here to judge
Morgan Moore

is always on the go
Vincent Fung

is practicing Chinese Gong Fu tea
Rachel Anne Znerold

challenges you to a high-kick competition; ready, set…
Jon Rueter

is getting worse at saying no
Dulcinea Gonzalez

needs a butler and a trip to Spain
Katie Fehrenbacher

fights climate change with words
Matt Semmelhack

is rarely frantic - now is one of those times
Jack Boulware

is just another monkey on the planet
Anne Sauer

is in the mood for some chicken tikka masala
Denise Tran

wants to be the last one laughing
annie southworth

says "the night is young and so aren’t I"
Rebeka Rodriguez

thinks art is the answer
Travis Becker

is hot as a pistol but cool inside
Tiffany Shlain

is grateful
Nick Marcantonio

is not Marc and not Antonio
Jesse Taggert

is helping people succeed
Jason Rose

is passionate, neurotic, loving, dedicated, happy, in love
Alan Forbes

loves the hours from midnight til 5 a.m.
Kate Goldstein-Breyer

is not a multi-tasker
Katie Kwan

is 70% hair, 30% gym socks
Joanna Riedl

wants everyone to get along
Chris Sollars

is laughing loudest
Christian Navarro

is the king of wishful thinking
Eric Shea

doesn’t want anything from music but music
Eve Ekman

is increasing the empathy, this time with science
Garrett Sathre

is driven, hungry, happy, but never satisfied
Arvel Hernandez

wants to see the bright lights tonight
Kimberly Senn

is making the most of naptime
Sya Warfield

believes in limitless possibilities
Laura Polkus

runs with scissors
Serena Mitnik-Miller

is constantly gathering inspiration and talent
Jayne Matthews

is holding close her tiny dancer
Mike Weiss

meets adversity with wit
Christopher Simmons

is making the least of it
Olivier Cordier

is passionate about meats
Jenny Chung

is a contrarian by fault and virtue
Jill Storthz

loves a good magic trick
Caylie See

prefers messenger pigeons
Daniel Dent

keeps on keepin’ on
Brian Zisk

says there's no risk with Zisk
Ligaya Tichy

is in it for the story
Sean Quigley

was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show
Jennifer D'Angelo

makes good times a top priority
Carl Sutton

is a better forklift driver than you
Kat Matutina

wants to see all her friends dancing
Carly Schwartz

is a small-dogs-with-smashed-in-faces enthusiast
Zach Rogue

hates to be pigeon-holed, prefers doves
Will Franken

is drugs without having to hit bottom after taking him
Matt Roberts

is just trying to keep it together
Devon Almarinez

is Dos Equis x 10
Michael O'Neal

is an art director by day, photographer by night
Jacob Guillermo Pena

is all about the cheeks!
Danny Murphy

is that little voice inside your head
Annalee Newitz

is from another planet in the future, but doesn't mind being on 21st century Earth for a while
Melissa Hutton

is spinning gold out of straw
Emily Wines

explores the world through the bottom of a glass
Kelly Tunstall

loves making expensive messes
Brady Baltezore

has unsolicited opinions aplenty
Michelle Lyn Bechler

loves the art of possibility
Mike Zuckerman

is an urban monk and social artist
Michael Shindler

is taking his obsolescence competitively
Chris Fallon

is drawing a blank
Sasha Wizansky

is omnivoracious
DeeDee Hunt

love, art, design, food, wine!
Jonathan Cristaldi

is an irreverently-humored conversationalist for the ages
Alissa Anderson

is a natural redhead
Bryan Ranere

is gonna walk before they make him run
Shannon Malloy

is looking to learn higher-level abacus tricks
Theo Logian

has succeeded at everything he's tried & failed at everything he's done
Douglas McGray

is listening for stories
Peter Perez

never bores of the post-punk
Matt Nathanson

would rather be playing hair metal
Dan Nguyen-Tan

dessert is his name, bicycling is his game
Mary Laux

is a woman with a plan
Nathan Brown

yes please thank you
Emily Balistrieri

is sock-rocking to the best of her ability
Jesse Friedman

will have a pint of whatever's local
Leia Casey

would like a piece of pie
Charlie Jane Anders

will randomize for dumplings
Chris Kronner

is up to something
Scott Peterson

drinks the thinking man's Jager
Jess McCarter

likes to see people well fed and happy
Cristelle Blackford

can't live far from the sea
Mike Davidson

is a Mike-of-all-trades
Ruggy Joesten

has a self-diagnosed case of A.D.D.
Amanda Krampf

does her work behind the walrus
Ryan Farr

is a producer of porcine products
Carly Schneider-Clark

is business in the front & back, party unexpectedly
Jamie Wong

disrupting industries one hit at a time
Lou Lou Rosenthal

can do anything you can do, backwards and in heels
Miranda Jones

is waiting for her yacht to come in
Anil Margsahayam

is flying under the radar
Brianna Haag

is a professional event organizer & serial attendee
Mauri Skinfill

can't quit show biz
Sabrina Eldredge

likes to laugh, loves to eat
Andrew Mariani

is watching the weather
Maureen Futtner

is an underdog champion
Jessica Mullens Engelman

is subtle like the b
Britt Govea

is wearing his "spiritual pajamas"
Orli Cotel

is reshaping narrative for a cause
Susan Hoff

could beat you at arm wrestling
Erin Dudley

makes the gorgeous happen
Travis Hellyer

is a dot-connector
Parker T. Gibbs

plays well with others
Tyler MacNiven

is awesome and humble
Alexis James Waggoner

threw a dart at a map, ended up in SF
Julia Cosgrove

is a Californian/New Yorker with wanderlust
Ali Hillman

keeps it real, keeps it simple, keeps it real simple
Ashley George

is preparing the fire
Paul Madonna

is much funnier in person
Katie Hintz-Zambrano

is permanently flustered at the moment
Erica Harris

Bake, eat, skate, sleep
Paula Fletcher

designs clothes to make you jump up and down in
Aidin Vaziri

has a notebook in his back pocket
Jordan Levantini

is looking for your grandfather's old electronics
Tory Ford

lives every week like it's Shark Week
Florica Vlad

is a conspirator of pleasure
Caroline Moriarity Sacks

wants to know what you know
John Trippe

works a lot when not on the Bay
even howard

yoga, yarnist, loves
Iso Rabins

is a chef, writer, organizer, and forager
Melanie Robins

considers sarcasm a superpower
Gil Gershoni

is often inappropriate, rarely inaccurate
Ben Van Houten

may not be qualified to answer these questions
Jeff Diehl

is looking for what's to love about your neighborhood
Mork from Ork

comes in peace. Nanu nanu!
Susan Tabrizi

is a shopaholic living on the edge
Jessica Watson

firmly believes in the power of the egg yolk
Jane Parton

specializes in Smashing Pumpkins fan art
Jen Wu

is powered by peanut butter
Nat Savage

apologizes for annoying allocation of alliteration
Tania Ketenjian

takes the road less traveled
Bryan Whalen

believes all your base are belong to us
Leah James Bershad

has her eyes on the ball
Jeremy Tooker

is obsessive compulsive
Gretchen Natvig

is always talking to birds
Amy Guittard

is drinking a cup of laughter
YMFY

is a sponge
Stephen Elliott

is trying
Kenney Mencher

is always looking over his shoulder
Victoria Smith

comes from circus blood
Stacy Horne

has a passion for music & a love of culture
Barry Jenkins

is on deck
Andres Guerrero

is nothing but trouble
Tali Sedgwick

helps you feel your best one forkful at a time
Brian Singer

is 95% awesome, 5% kick-ass
Rachel Caplan

is saving the planet through film
Johnny Funcheap

knows "cheap" isn't a four-letter word
Christian Cunningham

is constantly thinking about science and music
Renee Meiffren

dances around in various ways
Raman Frey

is thrilled by ambiguity
Jesse Jacobs

believes imagination is everything
Keane Li

is creating a world of fiction with words and sounds
Sara Donchey

is going to Google you
David Walker

is the name of that one guy...
Zakary Zide

thinks with his hands
Gene X Hwang

is snapping pix at the speed of his bike
Kevin Montgomery

is driven by Mission minutia
Jordan Kurland

appreciates the art of the mix tape
John Ogden

fell for wine in France, lives the dream in SF
Dave Phillips

sucks toes
Bre Lambert

refuses to pay full price
Robyn Miller

is going to be a country girl again
Carson Bell

listens to baseball games on AM radio
Meredith Aleandri

likes everything in its right place
Eliana Fiore

has library books that are way overdue
Donna Suh Wageman

is always ready for a nap
René Garcia Jr.

knows you either sleep inside the Tauntaun or die in the cold
Alicia Morga

is a lifelong learner
Sean Lennon

is here to light up your life
Eve Batey

isn’t so sure about this third person thing
Brian Lam

is heat seeking, cold resistant, water insistent
David Katznelson

is a San Francisco native
Stacy Rodgers

is yours if you feed her or make her laugh.
Rena Tom

is always on the hunt for great biscuits and gravy
Emily Hobson

works in digital, plays in analog
Sally Kuchar

would rather be spooning
Jesse James

is a beautiful work in lurching progress
Adam Wier

is properly prepared
James Bacchi

is urbane, conceptual, altruistic, and blessed.
Natalie Nolan

is practicing random acts of hunger
Olivia Warnecke

runs amok with paint brushes
Tiffany Woolf

is a P.R. gal with a conscience
Marcia Gagliardi

is gonna get you fat (and drunk, too)
Shawn Gurczak

likes an occasional upgrade
Matthew Clark Homyak

is living the eclectic adventure
Defne Beyce

is building her empire of trash
Erin McDermott

makes music to clink glasses to
Colin Morris

wants to rage ... right now
Andrew Dudley

is the hero of this story
Catherine Oshiro

loves befriending monsters
Allan Hough

can't help having a good time
Mike Chino

eats words for breakfast
Philip Wood

is seldom underrated
Jeff Hunt

is the fastest emailer in the West
Jaime Maldonado

is not a pessimist
Kechia Ley

will eat you out of house, home, car, and treehouse
Sean Andrews

has a cat named Eleanor
Sasha Darling

firmly believes in cocktail attire
Josh Harris

is the Blind Samurai
Rocio Russo Pearce

is a Nutella addict
Lizabeth Rossof

wander smile talk wonder laugh sigh repeat
Christine Bolghand

wishes there was more time to do it all
David Knight

is still laughing about last night.
Michael Ernst

not my chair, not my problem
Rob Shaw

is carrying the carboy
Shana Astrachan

is a creative explosion of all things handcrafted
Courtney Irvin

is sugar and spice and all things nice.
Matt Straus

is a nourisher of bellies and spirits
Debolina Dutta

wonders what it feels like to be bored
Max Schwartz

is an ambassador for short shorts and pancakes
Rachel Gepner

finds communicating in binary refreshing. No? Yes!
Jennifer Jones

wants to make a mix-tape of fashion, art, and design
Nish Nadaraja

father of Dash, not quite as dashing
Adam Nace

wrestles grizzly bears to a draw
Julie Schuchard

lives for taco tuesdays
Nell Waters

probably knows someone you know
Jen Corbett

is running on sugar.
Brock Keeling

is never hungry, never full
Saif Romani

is obsessed with the fine print
Bill Rousseau

is friendly but grumpy
Lily Taylor

is breaking genre lines one song at a time
Klover Kim

is a frosted lucky charm, so magically delicious
Michael Gillette

draws in stereo
Ellen Keith

would like to help you get lost
Dawson Ludwig

hopes Woody Allen’s definition of success is true
Nathalie Roland

would like to give you a present
James Dirschberger

is a professional creep.
Marjorie Goodwin

is either laughing or singing
Matt Nikitas

makes great vegan baklava
Cary LaScala

pullin' a Tec out the dresser, police got me under pressure
Evelyn Lee

used to be afraid of grass
Kelly Malone

is Martha Stewart meets Alice Cooper
Suzanne LaGasa

prefers kisses

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