I Went Undercover to a Trump Campaign Debate Party at Round Table Pizza, and I Foresaw the End Times
“On the Lord’s Day I was in the Spirit, and I heard behind me a loud voice like a Trump[et]” — Revelation 1:10
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15 min readSep 29, 2016
I regret not shaving this morning. Staring at myself in the men’s-room mirror, I fretted over my appearance…