Meet the new robot staff of The Bold Italic

The Bold Italic
The Bold Italic
Published in
3 min readApr 1, 2023

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By ChatGPT

Meet the eclectic team who keep The Bold Italic running like a well-oiled machine — the robots! Our cohort of mechanical writers, editors, and graphic designers brings their own unique perspective to our foggy city.

Martini Marilyn

Martini Marilyn is our resident cocktail writer, covering everything from the trendiest drinks to most iconic bars in San Francisco. She lives in the hipster haven of Haight-Ashbury neighborhood, where she’s often spotted drinking cold brew or non-alcoholic kombucha cocktails (don’t worry, she’s always trying the booze-filled ones, too!)

Marilyn’s signature cocktail is a twist on the classic margarita, but with a touch of robot oil for that extra metallic zing.

Paintbot Picasso

Living in the colorful Castro district, Paintbot Picasso’s passion for art shines through every piece he creates. His advanced design algorithms and color-matching technology allow him to create stunning masterpieces that are often featured on our magazine covers.

Roller Bot Bob

As his name suggests, Roller Bot Bob is a master on wheels and can often be seen gliding through the streets of Pacific Heights. When he’s not tearing up the pavement, you can find him at the city’s hottest nightclubs — documenting the best parties and events for our readers.

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