The San Francisco Trolley Problem: A Game
The trolley problem is a famous ethical thought experiment. This game is a version that's more uniquely San Francisco....
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A Daniel Lurie Porn Casting Call Has Appeared on Poles in SF
The mayor's slogan is "Let's go San Francisco." Someone built the X-rated remix called "Let's Blow San Francisco." The casting call is real, and we have the receipts....
A minimalist’s guide to half-assing Christmas gifts
Turn your failed hobby projects into heartfelt, terrible gifts. Or handing someone money is refreshingly straightforward and surprisingly appreciated....
How to gaslight your family into thinking you cooked Thanksgiving dinner
Nothing says “chef at work” like a little flour on your shirt. Turn that grocery store dessert into a heartfelt heirloom....
The best places to poop in San Francisco
These are some primo spots to drop a deuce if you can’t wait to get home to do it....
The Secret Story of the Disappeared in the Bowels of Underground Transit
The man who never returned was not there. But when I was lost — almost forever — ‘neath the streets of San Francisco I knew exactly how he felt....
Are Missiles Falling on San Francisco?
Space debris and general unease...
Is Medium the New Tinder?
Yes: People do find it adorable and old-fashioned to meet on non-dating platforms...
Your Guide for the New Wave of Rightwing Populists
Just when you thought the red caps were over...
A Californian’s Daily Schedule, According to Fox News
It’s tough work upholding this liberal regime, but someone has to do it...
Bingo Card: One-Year Pandemic Anniversary
A game to win over a year we all lost...
Explaining to Aliens Why Nothing Gets Done in California
To understand our politics, you have to understand our cultural insanities...