Illustrations: Nicole Album

The Pros and Cons of Living Alone During the Pandemic

The good, the bad, and the OMFG of it all

I live alone. Full stop. No significant other, no roommate, no kids, no pets. Since San Francisco imposed its first shelter-in-place order back on March 17, the only living things to see the inside of my 700-square-foot Mission apartment are a new pothos plant (named Tony in honor of Dr. Fauci) and the…