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Trump Fan Fiction Is a Thing, and It’s Horrifying
The Trump / My Little Pony ship is about to set sail.
The upcoming inauguration of president-elect Donald Trump almost feels like a dream—or, to put it differently, horrific fan fiction gone wrong. Indeed, the idea of a real estate mogul turned crude reality-TV star running for president would have made a good piece of fan fiction 10 years ago. Yet here we are.
I’m not the biggest fan-fiction fan, but some of these stories starring Trump piqued my interest, especially the crude, unusual and downright strange ones. What better way to wrap up one of the strangest elections our nation has ever seen than by exploring, once again, the weird world of fan fiction?
“In Pursuit of the Obamas”
Characters: Donald Trump and the Obama family
Brief Summary: It is the year 2030, and still-president Donald Trump (?!) has drafted Barack Obama to fight in his newest war against the Middle East. But Barack, trained in various forms of martial arts, plans his escape.
Key Passage:
Then two Schutzstaffel men burst through the former president’s front doors, armed with tasers in case he resisted. “You’ll never take me alive!” Barack yelled defiantly. He reminisced about his past…
