I love you, roommates of San Francisco!
The cool part is, we lived with a total fucking stranger and made memories....
What to Actually Check Before Renting in SF
The listing photos are lying to you. Here's what San Franciscans actually check in those nine frantic minutes before signing, from the trash chute to the rent-control loophole that decides whether you get to stay....
The Ice Cream Map of San Francisco
An exhaustive, possibly unhinged guide to every ice cream shop, cart, pop-up, and restaurant extra I could find in San Francisco....
Here's Where Celebrities Drink at San Francisco Bars
Sam Smith ended a 20-night residency by walking Kim Petras to a Castro bar for one more round. That's the kind of night this map is made of....
Where to Get Stoned in San Francisco
We asked San Francisco where it likes to get stoned. The city refused to pick just one, so we mapped all of them....
How to Do San Francisco Without a Car
San Francisco is seven miles by seven miles, which sounds adorable until you remember that many miles go straight up. You need shoes that won't betray you and the willingness to get gently lost....
Where Famous People Eat in San Francisco
Kesha at a piano bar. Adele in a brunch line. Zendaya at a worker-owned co-op. The most San Francisco thing about celebrity dining is how un-fancy it gets....
Photos from Carnaval SF 2026
Carnival is one weekend the Mission gets to be exactly as loud, sequined, and unbothered as it wants....
All the Ramen I Could Find in San Francisco
From Japantown's lined-up classics to a beef-bone bowl out in the Sunset, a map of San Francisco ramen that's actually open....
Here Are Amazing San Francisco Views You Don't Have to Pay For
A field guide to ten free San Francisco views, with addresses, directions, and which ones win at sunset....
A Daniel Lurie Porn Casting Call Has Appeared on Poles in SF
The mayor's slogan is "Let's go San Francisco." Someone built the X-rated remix called "Let's Blow San Francisco." The casting call is real, and we have the receipts....
The San Francisco Dinner Map for Under $50 Meals
From Mission taquerias to Richmond dim sum, a citywide map of where to eat well without blowing past $50....